no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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