And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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