my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
false alarm. still invincible.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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