Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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