I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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