David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
you had me at cake vodka
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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