The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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