the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Be still, my beating vagina.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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