I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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