so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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