The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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