I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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