Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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