that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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