Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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