i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
why is half of my head shaved?
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