that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.