how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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