Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
and she was petting her beer can
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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