Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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