Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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