She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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