hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
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A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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