AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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