Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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