I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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