He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
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There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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