My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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