wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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