I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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