gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Can vaginas get frostbite?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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