I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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