Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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