If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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We left the knife in your bed.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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