she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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