I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
