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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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