She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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