there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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