If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
