she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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