they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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