She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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