your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
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I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers