There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween