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(609): View more from New Jersey

Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.

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(609): Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS. http://tfl.nu/xjwy

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy

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(803): I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy http://tfl.nu/msis

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(740): View more from Ohio

no more hot dogs for you........

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fine no more vajj for you

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(740): no more hot dogs for you........ (1-740): fine no more vajj for you http://tfl.nu/8nwe

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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.

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(860): I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination. http://tfl.nu/f55n

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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.

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(404): my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material. http://tfl.nu/r91w

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.

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(717): I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian. http://tfl.nu/9yc5

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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.

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(303): dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered. http://tfl.nu/j70b

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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...

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(925): We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo... http://tfl.nu/7fya

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(907): View more from Alaska

On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face

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(907): On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face http://tfl.nu/k6gh

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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.

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(780): I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe. http://tfl.nu/j3zt

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?

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(867): Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win? http://tfl.nu/oq5t

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(480): View more from Arizona

library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.

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(480): library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch. http://tfl.nu/phk6

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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?

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(913): She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car? http://tfl.nu/qi3u

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(312): View more from Illinois

2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.

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(312): 2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits. http://tfl.nu/57o4

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(310): View more from California

Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on

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(310): Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on http://tfl.nu/xhhi

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