Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
So many bounce houses so little time
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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