no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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