And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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