She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
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Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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