his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Randomize
