this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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