It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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