That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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