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(816): View more from Missouri

Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie

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(847): View more from Illinois

So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?

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(661): View more from California

I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.

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(214): View more from Texas

You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss

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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like I smell like bad decisions

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(417): View more from Missouri

all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...

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